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Thursday, August 4, 2011

5 jokes to cheer up your day.


Now, I'm going to tell you some jokes to make your day more cheerful. I hope!

(1) Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

(2) A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should have been here at 8.30!". He replies, "Why? What happened at 8.30?!"

(3) I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn't know what to say. So, I said yes, I stood up, turned the page and sat down again.

(4) Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can i do?" The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says, "OK, now what?"

(5) A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

p/s:hope your day will become more cheerful...(^_^)

1 comments:

  1. *salam kenal, amy singgah dari belog sinae raudah.follow sini jemput ke belog amy..

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